I spent a good seven hours reading over 20 chapters of a manuscript for a Victorian romance novel. For a friend. We internets writers have to stick together, otherwise we'd actually have to PAY people to edit our shit.
Anyway, my eyes are pretty much screwed up from staring at the computer screen all day and my creative energy is zapped, so you lucky kids get one of these things.
AUTOBIOGRAPHY
-Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture?
Probably me, in any profile picture you see of me on the net, I took it.
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now?
Blue jeans with children's cough syrup spilled on them and a plain blue shirt. Occasionally when I'm cold I put on my maroon apple hoodie.
3. What is your current problem?
Mild headache, lack of creative energy, need exercise, need to get things out of the dryer but its cold and I don't want to
4. What makes you most happy?
Lately it's been talking to Ty. He's a pretty smart little egg, I don't know if anyone realizes this.
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening too?
The end of "Lucy In The Sky" and noooooww..."Pretty In Pink" covered by the Dresden Dolls
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Chapter 1:
1. Nickname:
None really, but on the internets I'm known as David's Doll or JT mostly.
2. Eye color?
Brown. David insists that they are orange. I think that they're green. Essentially I suppose you could say some shade of hazel.
3. Hair color?
Once upon a time it was blond, but then I dyed it red and I haven't been able to get it to any other color but red since then. So its red now.
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Chapter 2:
1. Do you live with your parent(s)?
They're dead.
2. Do you get along with your parent(s)?
They're dead.
3. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
D-E-A-D!
4. Do you have any Siblings?
I'm the youngest of 4 brothers and 2 sisters. Thank god I was the last one.
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Chapter 3:
FAVORITE:
1. Ice Cream?
The kind made from soy with no lactose. It didn't used to be that way, back when things were good...
2. Season:
Fall
3. Book:
Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk
4. Band:
Dresden Dolls
5. Food:
Lately its been lamb with shrimp scampi and a side of broccoli with hot pepper flakes. (I know that sounds like a big demand but it's delicious)
6. Drink(s)
Ok, normally it's diet DP, but lately they've like done something to the formula and it's been tasting awful! It goes flat faster than a diet Pepsi and it's just no good! I'm filing a complaint. In the mean time, diet Barqs.
9. Pen color:
Ooooh I ALWAYS seek a blue pen. Can not stand black ink.
10. Store:
Like if I had the money to go wherever I want? Probably something lame like Target.
11. Person:
David, he is my favorite. He's really the only person I like. Besides the kids, but I cant choose favorites there, that is what they call "damaging."
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Chapter 4:
DO YOU
1.Write on your hand:
Not anymore, not since high school.
2. Call people back?
Nobody calls to begin with.
3. Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yeah but I don't like it, I like his side better, but he wont switch. Actually the whole damn bed sucks, but his side is mildly better.
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Chapter 5:
HAVE Y0U?
1. Broken a bone?
Never
2. If so...where?
If I had, it might have unofficially been my big toe, but it isn't confirmed.
3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
I was supposed to go in for it for my knee but I couldn't understand the doctor's accent one bit.
4. Gotten surgery?
Never, gladly.
5. Taken painkillers.
I actually went a year without taking so much as Tylenol, but recently I've been getting these headaches, I think they're milk related, like from trace ingredients that I don't notice or don't avoid well enough, and I've been taking a few Ibuprofen for them.
6. Overdosed on pain killers?
Sometimes I take three instead of two.
7. Been stung by a bee?
Yeah, and my fucking brother told me that I was going to turn into a ware-bee, and he made me cry. I was four. He's an asshole.
8. Threw up in a doctors office:
I threw up in the nurses office at school in front of boys in 8th grade because nobody was home to pick me up. (Yet another thing that my kids wont have to worry about because I will ALWAYS be home to get them if they are sick.)
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Chapter 6:
Who/ or what was the last:
1. Person to text you?
David, the only person who ever does
2. Thing you touched?
Besides the keyboard, the laundry hamper
3. Thing you said?
It was hours ago, I think it was "Ty, close your eyes, you'll wake up your brother"
4. Person you hugged?
David...and I need another, I'm in one of those moods.
5. Person to talk to you on the phone?
The one and only...David.
6. Last book you read?
Finished Inlandia, in the middle of Haunted. People are cutting off their toes and fingers and eating them. It's fantastic.
7. Last time you cleaned your room?
About two weeks ago. It needs it.
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1 got all hot and/or bothered:
Great answers! Such a rebel...two instead of three! You sound like ME! But when I had surgery, I took whatever pain perscription they gave me! Without them, I was REEEEEEAL CRANKY!!!!!
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